Shut Up and
Steal Ducks!
The 15-minute strategy game.
No fluff. Just ducks.
Here's What You Do:
First to 15 points wins!
That's it. That's the whole game. Yes, it is extremely fun.
Why It Works:

Learn in 2 minutes
Play in 15 minutes
Actually strategic
Zero nonsense
No forced creativity. No awkward prompts. No trying to be funny.
Abduct ducks, arrange ducks, mess with your friend’s ducks, win.
All Your Questions, Answered
Is it strategic?
Yes. Spatial reasoning, pattern matching, planning ahead.
Is it easy to learn?
Yes. Two minutes. Done.
Will people actually play it again?
Will people actually play it again?Yes. 24 pattern cards, only 12 used per game. Always different.
Does it work with 2 players?
Yes. Couples play this over breakfast.
Is the UFO actually cool?
Yes. Surprisingly satisfying to shake.
Choose Your Setup:
Free shipping on orders $30+
Base Game
Everything you need. 1-4 players.
Best value
Base Game + Expansion Bundle
Adds glitter ducks, research pods, plays up to 6.
Expansion Only
For people who already own the base game.
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The Part Where We Show You Reviews
(4.9/5 from 900+ reviews)
What You Get:
In Your Abducktion Box:
1 flexible silicone UFO (shakes up ducks between rounds)
80 plastic ducks in 4 colors
4 player boards
24 pattern cards
Action cards
Rules that take 2 minutes to read
Game Time
15-25 minutes
Players
1-4 (expansion goes to 6)
Age Range
12+ (smart 9-year-olds handle it)
Don't Believe Us? Watch People Play:
See? Simple.
The Bottom Line:
You need a game that:
Doesn't take forever to learn
Doesn't take forever to play
Actually makes people think
Works for 2-6 players
Costs less than dinner
This is that game.
Stop scrolling. Stop comparing. Stop reading reviews.
You have your answer. Buy the duck game.
Questions You're About to Ask:
Does it actually take 2 minutes to learn?
Yes.
Is it actually strategic or just silly?
Both. Genuine spatial reasoning. Silly ducks.
Can kids play?
Smart 9-year-olds pick it up quickly, and it's officially recommended for 12+. The spatial reasoning element makes it educational while being fun.
What if I hate it?
You won't. But just in case, we have a phenomenal return policy.
Why ducks?
Why not ducks?