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Can you perfectly
split the room?
150 ridiculous questions you've never thought about. Your friends' wildest answers. And the world's first dry-erase banana — yes, you write on it, and yes, we invented it.
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3 to 20+ players
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Ages 14+
WORLD'S FIRST
DRY-ERASE BANANA
How many toddlers could you defeat in hand-to-hand combat?
When you say “several,” what number do you actually mean?
How many days off your life would you give up for $1 million?
How much cash would you need to eat one live earthworm?
How old is the oldest pair of underwear you still wear regularly?
How many grapes could you fit in your mouth?
How many people have you dumped?
At what age did you last poop your pants?
How much should a watermelon cost?
How many legs are in your house right now?
When you say “several,” what number do you actually mean?
How many days off your life would you give up for $1 million?
How much cash would you need to eat one live earthworm?
How old is the oldest pair of underwear you still wear regularly?
How many grapes could you fit in your mouth?
How many people have you dumped?
At what age did you last poop your pants?
How much should a watermelon cost?
How many legs are in your house right now?
🍌 Patent very much pending
We invented
dry-erase banana technology.
Nobody asked for it. Nobody needed it. But somewhere along the way we realized the only acceptable surface for predicting your friends' opinions is a banana you can write on, wipe off, and write on again. So we made the first one. You're welcome, science.
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The Splitter writes their prediction on the banana. Everyone else writes on their (much less exciting) dry-erase cards.
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Wipes clean every round. No scorepads, no paper, no app. Reviewers mention this constantly.
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Holding the banana means you're the Splitter. It is a position of great responsibility and even greater mockery.
actual banana, actual marker
How it works
It's a game about numbers.
Not math.
People.
One person reads a question. Everyone else secretly writes a number. The Splitter's job isn't to guess the "right" answer — it's to write the number on the banana that splits the group right down the middle: half higher, half lower.
The closer you get to a perfect split, the more points you score. Nail the exact middle and you clean up. Land close and you still score. Miss by a mile and you find out which of your friends thinks a watermelon costs $14.
1
Read it
The Splitter draws a card and reads it out loud.
How many days off your life would you give up for $1 million?
Everyone goes quiet for two seconds. Then everyone talks at once.
2
Write it
Everyone secretly writes their honest number on their card. The Splitter writes their prediction on the banana.
Your friend writes 1,500. Your sister writes 0. Someone writes "all of them."
3
Split it
Flip the answers and see how evenly the banana divided the group. The closer to a perfect split, the more you score.
Perfect split = max points
Then argue about everyone's answers for ten minutes. That's the real game.
How many toddlers could you defeat in hand-to-hand combat?
3
5
8
← Lower
Banana says
10
12
20
50
Higher →
Three above, three below.
Perfect split — max points.
Now ask Kevin why he said 50.
Perfect split: big points
One off: still points
Way off: zero, plus ridicule
150 prompts in the box
Questions you have never, ever thought about.
No trivia. No right answers. Just the kind of questions that make the whole table go quiet for two seconds and then all start talking at once.
How much money would it take to let your mom see your private browsing history?
How many mornings could you awaken to find a single egg on your doorstep before calling the authorities?
How long would you sit at a deserted red light before deciding to run it?
How many pieces of clown-related paraphernalia would a Tinder date have to own before you walked out?
What's the heaviest cat you could carry up a flight of stairs?
How many times would you repeat 8th grade for $1 million?
How much would you have to be paid to loudly fart in a meeting of all your coworkers or classmates?
How many seconds could you continuously pee before calling for help?
…and 142 more, covering pillows, prisons, pedicures, and the exact year humanity goes extinct.
Why people can't stop playing
The questions are funny.
The answers are the game.
Every card ends the same way: somebody's number is so wrong, so confident, or so revealing that the game stops and the interrogation begins. You'll learn things about your friends and family you absolutely did not need to know.
"We spent more time debating what people meant than keeping score."
Carrie B.
"It got pretty loud and competitive by the last round."
Amanda C.
"Some people took their answers way too seriously and others just tried to make everyone laugh. Both ways somehow worked."
Trew M.
"We laughed the entire time and learned some very random things about each other."
Robert E.
What's in the box
One banana. Zero paper.
Everything wipes clean and goes back in the box for next time. Set up in seconds, learn in a minute, play until someone has to leave.
1 dry-erase banana — the first of its kind, the Splitter's prediction goes here
150 prompt cards — harmless debates to "I can't believe you said that"
Reusable dry-erase answer cards for every player
Dry-erase markers + erasers
Score cards and a rulebook you'll read once
3–20+
Players
20-60
Minutes
14+
Ages
60 sec
To learn
Pick your split
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Base Game
Everything you need to play tonight.
Dry-erase banana + markers
150 prompt cards
Reusable answer & score cards
NSFW Expansion (100 cards)
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Base Game + NSFW Expansion
250 questions. Two very different game nights.
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Everything in the Base Game
+ 100 NSFW prompt cards
Play clean with family, filthy with friends
Best value — the expansion for $10
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NSFW Expansion
Already own the base game? Add the chaos.
100 scandalous new prompt cards
Shuffle in or play on their own
Banana & markers not included
Requires the base game to play
Ages 18+ · Not for office team building
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The expansion
Same game.
NSFW
Very different answers.
100 brand-new prompts that dive into the scandalous, the inappropriate, and the "I can't believe you just said that out loud." Still the same split-the-room rules. Just… not with your parents. Probably.
🍌 Preview a few expansion cards? They are not safe for work, family, or most group chats.
How much money would you need to not wipe before a 12-hour flight?
How many people are currently having sex within five miles of you?
How much would you have to be paid to accidentally text a nude to your boss?
How many times would your spouse have to leave an unflushed poop before you’d consider divorce?
On a scale of 1-10, how loud are you during sex?
How long would you wait for your weed dealer before you abandoned your quest for weed?
How many times would your spouse have to leave an unflushed poop before you’d consider divorce?
On a scale of 1-10, how loud are you during sex?
How long would you wait for your weed dealer before you abandoned your quest for weed?
…and 94 more we are legally and emotionally unable to print here.
The expansion does not include the banana or markers. You'll need the base game to play.
Real reviews
Nobody sits quietly
waiting for their turn.
4.8
Based on 31 verified reviews
Questions (the normal kind)
FAQ
How many people can play?
3 to… honestly, as many as you've got. Everyone answers at once, so the game doesn't slow down with a big group — it gets harder (and louder) to split. It's great at 4–8 and still works at a 20-person party.
How long does a game take?
Most groups play 20–60 minutes. There's no required length — play to a score, play a set number of rounds, or just keep drawing cards until someone has to leave.
Is it hard to learn?
No. Read a card, everyone writes a number, the Splitter writes a prediction on the banana. The closer the banana lands to a perfect split — half the group higher, half lower — the more points the Splitter scores. People usually "get it" after one practice question.
Is the base game family-friendly?
The base game is rated 14+. It's cheeky (there are a couple of poop questions) but nothing you can't play with your in-laws. The NSFW Expansion is a separate 18+ deck — it's sold separately or in the bundle, and you choose when it comes out.
Do I need the base game for the NSFW Expansion?
Yes. The expansion is 100 prompt cards only — the banana, markers and answer cards come in the base game. If you don't own Perfect Split yet, the bundle gets you both for $44.99 (saves $10).
Does the banana actually erase?
Yes. It's the world's first dry-erase banana (we checked; nobody else was foolish enough), and the markers wipe clean with the included eraser or a fingertip. Reviewers call it out constantly: no scorepads, no paper, nothing to throw away.
Shipping & returns?
Free U.S. shipping on orders over $30 (so, every option on this page). Orders ship from Georgia. If it's not a hit at your table, you've got 30 days to send it back for a full refund.
Your friends have opinions.
Find out how wrong they are.
150 ridiculous questions. The world's first dry-erase banana. A whole new way to argue with people you love.